Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
(Whenever, Want, Marry, Someone, Have, Lunch, With, Wife)
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
(Olden, Were, Made, Altar, Practice, That, Still)
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
(Never, Married, Because, Have, Three, Home, That, Answer, Same, Purpose, Husband, Every, Parrot, Afternoon, Late, Night)
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
(Marry, Jewish, Woman, Because, Like, Idea, Getting, Sunday)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
(Getting, Married, Very, Much, Like, Restaurant, With, Order, What, Want, Then, When, Other, Fellow, Wish, That)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
(Marry, Good, Wife, Happy, Become, Philosopher)
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
(Husband, Sign, Nuptial, Mutual, Suicide, Pact)
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