One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
(Universal, Always, Wary, Helpful, Item, That, Less, Than, Manual)
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
(Only, Achieve, This, Terrestrial, Ball, That, Have, Either, Clear, Conscience, None)
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
(Good, Bank, Account, Cook, Digestion)
Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.
(Like, Kiss, Must, Share, Enjoy)
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
(Your, Hurt, Then, Catch, Hand, Drill)
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
(Every, Minute, Angry, Lose, Sixty)
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
(Very, Small, Desk, Wastebasket)
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