To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
(Surrender, Call, Always, Been, Premature, Today)
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
(Comedy, Trouble, Stuck, With, Many, Know, Play, Funny)
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
(Said, Light, Board, Would, Have, Wait, Until, Thursday)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
(Comedian, Audience, Afraid, Laugh)
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
(Have, Never, Made, Prayer, Very, Short, Lord, Make, Ridiculous)
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
(When, Well, Myself)
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
(Believe, When, Only, Last, Week, Tongue, Caught, Electric)
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