I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
(Grew, With, That, Dance, Bathroom)
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother.
(Grandchildren, Along, Well, They, Have, Same, Enemy, Mother)
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
(Cannot, Family, Skeleton, Well, Make, Dance)
I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage.
(Come, Family, Where, Gravy, Beverage)
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
(Family, Were, Most, Women)
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'
(Seven, Three, Hear, Most, Around, House, Hello, Goodbye, Pregnant)
When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.
(When, Husband, Home, Still, Alive, Figure, Done)
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