For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
(Three, Death, Hair, Continue, Grow, Phone, Taper)
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
(Spend, Money, With, Abandon, Last, Month, Blew, What, Hell, Only, Live, Once)
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
(Death, Nature, Slow, Down)
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
(What, Mark, Twain, Paper, Look, Page, Carry, Usual)
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
(Live, That, When, Come, Even, Will, Sorry)
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
(Afford, Lose, Much, Money)
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
(Afraid, Just, Want, When)
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