Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
(Whenever, Date, Think, This, Want, Children, Spend, Their, With)
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
(Have, Luck, With, Women, Once, Went, Date, Woman, Brought, Switchblade)
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
(Woman, Into, Over)
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
(Once, Girl, Track, Team, Work, Kept)
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
(Been, Many, Blind, Should, Free)
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys - Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
(Always, About, Lack, Boyfriend, Well, Next, Time, Tell, Different)
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
(Fine)
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