Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade
(Artificial, Wonderful, Thing, Told, That, Today, Birthday, Said, Upgrade)
I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.
(Never, Forward, Birthday, Like, Daughter, Because, That, When, Apply)
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
(They, Tell, That, Lose, Your, Mind, When, Grow, What, They, Miss, Very, Much)
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
(Good, Show, That, People, Have, Most, Live)
Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one.
(Birth, Moment, Unique)
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
(Wear, Than, Rust)
Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.
(Born, Monday, Fair, Face, Tuesday, Full, Grace, Wednesday, Sour, Thursday, Merry, Glad, Friday, Given, Saturday, Work, Hard, Your, Sunday, Will, Never, Know, Want)
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